Date: Friday March 25, 2016
LETTER TO TENANT FOR EVICTION
Mrs. Insertional Patellar Tendonitis
Currently taking temporary residence in Lisa Leskien’s left knee
Many attempts have been made to vacate you from the premises. You are herby notified to vacate the premises described above within (3) days of the date of delivery of this notice to you. Your lease was terminated when you failed to allow Lisa to run without nagging, annoying pain. You have been highly disruptive to her training and racing schedule and therefore your immediate eviction is necessary. If you fail to vacate the premises within this period, court proceedings will be taken IMMEDIATELY to evict you from the premises.